Have tea party and disco dance and sexy experiment!
You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
UPDATE: Thanks for front page! Now back to the show...
It's common knowledge that pirates and ninjas are enemies. It's no different for Moobeard the Cow Pirate and Dark Blade of Fire.
Based on the characters by Kyle Carrozza. (Look up "tvskyle" at DeviantART.)
NOTE: Very short!