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Jul 12, 2006 | 1:03 PM EDT

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Foamy ponders the mystery of the all mighty Fortune Cookie. I never get any good fortunes!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Me hate you rong time!

Don't misread the title please. It's a reference to some of those fortunes Foamy read. ROFL. I mean c'mon. 2 hours. Now they're just in the back writing stuff down and baking them into a cookie. It's hilarious!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I love fortune cookies!

Foamy is so much fun! I once got the fortune: Help! I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Heres something for you

Whenever you read a fortune cookie, at the end of the phrase say "in bed" it always makes the line way funnier.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Words of no Wisdom

It's bad that these supposedly wisdom filled fortune cookies are just a bunch of stuff we already know... though if one of those cookies happens to say they have the antidote, then it's wisdom...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

not copying

i am so serious i actually got a fortune cookie that says "every house has a bathroom" i did not get it from the simpsons i swear

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