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Foamy ponders the mystery of the all mighty Fortune Cookie. I never get any good fortunes! www.illwillpress.com
Me hate you rong time!
Don't misread the title please. It's a reference to some of those fortunes Foamy read. ROFL. I mean c'mon. 2 hours. Now they're just in the back writing stuff down and baking them into a cookie. It's hilarious!
I love fortune cookies!
Foamy is so much fun! I once got the fortune: Help! I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!
Heres something for you
Whenever you read a fortune cookie, at the end of the phrase say "in bed" it always makes the line way funnier.
Words of no Wisdom
It's bad that these supposedly wisdom filled fortune cookies are just a bunch of stuff we already know... though if one of those cookies happens to say they have the antidote, then it's wisdom...
i am so serious i actually got a fortune cookie that says "every house has a bathroom" i did not get it from the simpsons i swear
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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