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Metal Gear Toast 3

rated 4.02 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Jun 26, 2006 | 2:50 AM EDT

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Author Comments

*HOLY SHIT! Front page! All my years of hard work have finally paid off! THANK YOU NEWGROUNDS!*
*You'll either really love this or really hate this. Either way, give me some constructive criticism. I apologize if my responses are harsh, but some of your reviews are pretty damn unnecessarily harsh as well!*

Solid Snake stars in the most hilarious and random adventure he's ever faced! You'll never guess what crazy thing will happen next, and you'll be laughing the whole time at the pure sexyness that is this humor-filled masterpiece! This is my 10th flash animation, so I went all out to make sure this is the best I've ever created!

So, sit back and enjoy the ride, it's one you soon won't forget!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

We've got mutha f****n cats on a plane.

Constructive Criticism in 3...2....1...

A: I belive, with every fiber of my being, that you CANNOT make a parody look good. Parodies are supposed to look as ridiculous as possible. You cant suddenly make anime like "Serial Experiments Lain" into a Dane Cook special, or turn "Titanic" into "Ace Ventura". Parodies are meant to be funny....
B: And i believe this flash does fairly well at that. There's nothing funnier than Solid Snake snapping necks. You cant say you didnt laugh when he punched that baby. "FUCK PENGUINS!"
C: Those of you who voted 0 through 4 arent giving this movie enough credit; while it isnt perfection, it IS better than most of the garbage that comes through. for example, eternal70200 said that the Super Mario Bros that have been coming though were better...FUCK YOU eternal70200! David Firth is a cockloving 10 year old with no flash talent. And i love your comment toward him..."Would you like fries with that?" Kick ass man. Make more parodies and snipe the assholes. Ill be watching. (Vote 4)


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow. D:

I'm not sure where to go with this one, but I'm actually leaning on liking it. There was some shit that it could have really gone online without (the Mr. Bean fellow was overplayed in the beginning, the subsequent crotch shot was just childish, the seizure inducing dance scene for a few). Graphics were not the best I've seen, but good enough. The running gags made themselves worthwhile, thank goodness, heh.

Soooo... yeah. I'm pretty on the fence. Perhaps not front page material, but still something to stick on favorites and show friends. Maybe I'm just spoiled by Metal Gear Awesome. >3>


Rated 5 / 5 stars


[Insert generic good comment here]


Rated 1 / 5 stars


If there ever was a flash on how to not make a flash, this would be it.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

that was stupid

you suck.

next time come up with an idea before making a movie instead of spitting whatever random crap you and your one ugly friend come up with into flash.