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Alice In Chains (Buy!)


Submitted: 04/08/2000 | 10:04PM EST

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Genre: Action - Shooter - Tube / Rail

Current Score: 2.69 / 5.00

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The original Portal shooter, much like Ævil and Postal. I created this during the doldrums of my sophomore year in high school (during my "World Religions" class, no less) in November and December of 1999. Ahhh, the days of the non-automated Portal are long-gone. For those of you who don't know how to kill the 1st level boss, you HIT HIM IN THE MOTHERFUCKING NOSE! EDIT: September 19, 2004 -- I think this the first time I've logged into my Grounds Gold account in at least 2 years. It's nice to see this is still up here, though it is quite craptastic. To answer everyone's question, at the time I named the game, SWAT was supposed to stand for "Sick, warped, and twisted." It has nothing to do with being a "SWAT major." Therefore, if you think that, you're a fucking moron.

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Average Score: 6.6 / 10

Score: 4
tyler2513

"it's good"

date: December 31, 2009

The health bar and the very few options there we're, were actually good but
the sound effects are so annoying and gameplay is pretty bad, I don't even
really like the graphics or whatever sort of story this is supposed to be. the noise continues even after you get a game over.

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Score: 10
FangHero25

"cool"

date: November 11, 2009

hey they cant shoot without arms!! right?

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Score: 10
talls

"Nice"

by: talls
date: October 3, 2009

Its grate!

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Score: 6
InsanePanda

"Not bad."

date: September 6, 2009

I'd have to say the theme is hands down awesome. Crazy killer clowns trying to kill you? Sweet. The game itself is decent, good for its time. It is pretty old though. So it's aged over the years. But still moderately enjoyable. Not bad.

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Score: 6
DrVenkman1985

"Some old things can pass the test of time."

date: August 18, 2009

Could seriously have with some more health or some health powerups.

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