It's the International Moron Patrol!
Reiko is a perfectly normal red-eyed, pointy-eared, sadistic little demon girl.
Join Mickey the Dick on a show with lots of video game humor!
Another soundboard?! That's right!
This time, you can listen to 12 songs from the original Half-Life, compressed enough to fit into 5 MB, though they still sound good. I've tried my best to recreate the original HL menu, even the vALVE intro.
NOTE: This may take a long time to load for dial-up users.