Bush and Cheney aren't the only rats in The White House!
The Newgrounds Portal is at war with itself!
It's a series!
Another soundboard?! That's right!
This time, you can listen to 12 songs from the original Half-Life, compressed enough to fit into 5 MB, though they still sound good. I've tried my best to recreate the original HL menu, even the vALVE intro.
NOTE: This may take a long time to load for dial-up users.