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Flash MX 2004 is an animation program which is based on Macromedia History. The products of this program will be based on famous events which actually took place in Ancient History.

So here's this giant enemy crab battle.

EDIT: Frontpage? Not bad for a movie misinterpretating genital diseases. I'm putting up a list of references, should you be left feeling confused at certain jokes.

1) Ryoga coming home from work - "The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole" has a diary entry which contemplates what (theoretically) Jack the Ripper's wife's diary would look like.

2) The Giant Enemy Crab - the most obvious reference in the whole thing. Naturally it ties in with Sony' round at the E3 showing, and the game Genji 2. The description for the movie parodies the claims made about the game, citing historical accuracy and then advertising the titular creature.

3) "599 US DOLLARS" - a hysterical retelling of the PS3 price announcement. Would have preferred a Dr. Evil rendition of it, but what can you do?

4) "Use the carving knife on the crab" - a lot of point-and-click adventures require you to use something on something.

5) "MASSIVE DAMAGE" - again, a Genji 2 line.

6) "RIDGE RACER" - another Sony line.

7) "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER" - Soul Blade/Edge/Calibur/Somet
hing voice, kindly donated by Borisz. The term of a new contender does appear prominently in fighting games.

8) "REAL TIME WEAPON CHANGE" - another Genji 2 line.

9) "DEMO VERSION" - and another.

10) Knife > Crab - Super Mario Bros 3. Throw a hammer or something at an enemy and watch it die.

11) Ballet dancing - this one's complicated. Basically inspiration from a Looney Tunes cartoon wherein two characters end the scene by taking up ballet-dancing.

12) The red bar in the credits (and at first the text) is presented in the style of Sonic 3, in particular the opening for each zone.

Note also that the character has a light-saber of sorts. He's been seen before - in "Death Nadir Episode 0".

I'll update if anything else comes up.

Reviews


Undertaker0202Undertaker0202

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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Need I say more? Wii for the WiiN!


Steven-M responds:

You just... I think my brain hurts. Glad to see you're supporting the Wii - hell, glad to see you're supporting a company at all - and thanks for watching the movie!


Hardcoded-HamHardcoded-Ham

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Well Done

Just a simple overall review

Graphics: I love the way you draw. Its new and quait facinationg, gives it a certen mark of you. You could get quait well know for this type of drawing. Job well done.
Style: As I said before, it facinating how you make eveything look.
Sound: Well lay out of music, lovely ending.
Violence: No blood was needed, in fact, blood in this pecticular movie would lower the score.
Interactivity: None, other then the play butten XD
Humor: You hit it on the head. Its an interesting way you get me lauging. There is something about the way you make the people in this movie move. The big arm movements and the extra straws of paint makes it look more interesting.
Overall: all in all, a very decent cartoon and a one way ticket to my favioret list.


Steven-M responds:

Thank you very much for the comments, sirrah!


LilmarioLilmario

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...XD

HIT THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!

Seriously though, the horrible warhawk demo and RIIIIIIDGE RACER were just as bad. XD

This rocked, man!


Steven-M responds:

I haven't actually seen much of the Ridge myself, but I remember Warhawk well.

I heard how it didn't function too well with the new joypad ("We don't need gimmicks to sell OUR consoles! Now look at our new motion-sensitive controller."), and thought, "Fair enough, they've only had, what, 9 months?

Turns out the team was given a week to implement the feature.

You can't make this up.

Thanks for reviewing!


YnnadYnnad

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A masterpiece.

I am proud to understand this movie, strangely. It feels like an honour to be able to laugh at Sony in such a ridiculous way.

Also, I loved all the sonic audio clips. Was that organ hymn introducing the Giant Enemy Crab from MegaMan Legends/MegaMan 64, played while introduce MegaMan Juno's second form? (I could be completely wrong...)

Welcome to the top of my favourites list. Excellent movie.


Steven-M responds:

Congratulations on getting the references.

All songs used are mentioned in the credits - it's actually... if I remember this right... "Toccata and Fugure in D Minor", by Bach. Apparently infamous for being music related to Dracula.

The MegaMan thing sounds intriguing though, and I'll look into it.

Thanks for the comments!


Dusty-GorillaDusty-Gorilla

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Haha

Yeah man the Ps3 press conference SUCKED!


Steven-M responds:

I wouldn't say it SUCKED... I'd say it not only bats for both sides, but also bowls, fields and heckles the crowd. Ah, well. Thanks for watching the movie!