Flash MX 2004 is an animation program which is based on Macromedia History. The products of this program will be based on famous events which actually took place in Ancient History.
So here's this giant enemy crab battle.
EDIT: Frontpage? Not bad for a movie misinterpretating genital diseases. I'm putting up a list of references, should you be left feeling confused at certain jokes.
1) Ryoga coming home from work - "The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole" has a diary entry which contemplates what (theoretically) Jack the Ripper's wife's diary would look like.
2) The Giant Enemy Crab - the most obvious reference in the whole thing. Naturally it ties in with Sony' round at the E3 showing, and the game Genji 2. The description for the movie parodies the claims made about the game, citing historical accuracy and then advertising the titular creature.
3) "599 US DOLLARS" - a hysterical retelling of the PS3 price announcement. Would have preferred a Dr. Evil rendition of it, but what can you do?
4) "Use the carving knife on the crab" - a lot of point-and-click adventures require you to use something on something.
5) "MASSIVE DAMAGE" - again, a Genji 2 line.
6) "RIDGE RACER" - another Sony line.
7) "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER" - Soul Blade/Edge/Calibur/Somet
hing voice, kindly donated by Borisz. The term of a new contender does appear prominently in fighting games.
8) "REAL TIME WEAPON CHANGE" - another Genji 2 line.
9) "DEMO VERSION" - and another.
10) Knife > Crab - Super Mario Bros 3. Throw a hammer or something at an enemy and watch it die.
11) Ballet dancing - this one's complicated. Basically inspiration from a Looney Tunes cartoon wherein two characters end the scene by taking up ballet-dancing.
12) The red bar in the credits (and at first the text) is presented in the style of Sonic 3, in particular the opening for each zone.
Note also that the character has a light-saber of sorts. He's been seen before - in "Death Nadir Episode 0".
I'll update if anything else comes up.