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Eulogy For 'Cumshooter'

This entry was blammed by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

05-31-06 – 01-20-11

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Reviews


xXDathDalerXxxXDathDalerXx

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

hahahahaha

i had a laugh swirling that around


Ra2GodRa2God

Rated 4 / 5 stars

...

lol you get a 5 from me but I still think this will be blammed. Nice idea tho : )


OlakytrionOlakytrion

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

sucks

plus, i think you need to put at least a mature rating on it... maybe not... it still sux...


OldFoolOldFool

Rated 4 / 5 stars

-= AHAHA YAY =-

lol I played this when you posted it on forums. Now it's even better!! Seeing as how many people liked it on the forum, maybe it won't get blammed...


EtchASketchClockEtchASketchClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Work of art.

You got my 5.


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

Rated 4 / 5 stars

rolf you acutally

submitted it, i was there reading ur bbs post about it. i love you hahaha, awesome shit


teenagegluesnifferteenagegluesniffer

Rated 4 / 5 stars

funny

It gets funnier every time I play it!
Still needs some work on the 'cum'...i've never seen it come out as a single pixel :P


RoobyKillAllRoobyKillAll

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hahaha

You submitted it. Good job. Awkwardly hilarious. 5'd!


OMEN88OMEN88

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yeah.

Hillarious. And ever so sophisticated and original.


TorkelsonTorkelson

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Arn't you glad you submited it

It is as fun as the origonal but with more CUM!! I sill say there should be a person of the opposite sex involved.

Tork>


darkness-of-lightdarkness-of-light

Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol

graphics- were decent

style-this would be a great for a little buddy on your desktop\

sound-none

violence-none

interactivity-there was tons with moving the d*ck around

humor-funny but gets dull after a little while

overall-hilirious good job


pooppoop

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hillarious

Oh man, this thing was great, well worth a five, I would have been surprised if it were blammed. It looked great, and I liked the style, as I said before it was hillarious, also the interactivity was awesome. Kudos to you. <3


SanchSanch

Rated 4 / 5 stars

An epic flash; something to show the grandkids.

This animation is so grand that it brought a tear to my eye.

Thank you for this heart-warming flash.


JoseJose

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You got my five.

Your welcome for help with the title sir.
If I could have voted six, I would have.
Overall: God/10

-Jose-


PERVOKPERVOK

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Around and around the penis goes...

Haha, awesome. Good work. You get my 5. But use some music next time >:(

-zenon-


Flameo-NinjaFlameo-Ninja

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best game ever

It's actually really badly made and doesn't have that many options. You should make it go into ridiculos land and get random upgrades like green cum, or decals and pirate outfits for the little boy.

OR A SAILOR OUTFIT.


FippluFipplu

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol spiffy

would have been funnier if you added a facial animation when you changed his size, or a "wee" if you spinned it around. over all for some thing so simple its damned good.


Sir-SturmSir-Sturm

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Heh.

I protected this when it was on the block even though I thought it would get blammed for sure. You've got to make this a little desktop application or something. And you need a girl one, too. How about some swinging boobies, eh? Ha ha. Sick but strangely amusing. 4'd and 7'd.


FelisFelis

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good job.

Even though this is already good, sickening as it is, I played it anyway. Very creative (lol). This is the first time I've seen anything like this in a while.


RyanAnRyanAn

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

3.5

I really do not understand the purpose of this. You could use the same time and effort that you put into this and made something like fireworks or something that at least is entertaining. Honestly, the last thing on my mind is making a penis ejaculate. It's a simple character design with an ever changing size of a penis. Not really all that exciting, no pun intended.

Ryan


FamasFamas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Limitless fun

Hilarious. Boner filled action FTW. Fived.


KHAAAAANNNNNKHAAAAANNNNN

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Incredible

This game changed my life. I will forever be a better person


5irPsycho5exy5irPsycho5exy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Dude.

That was pretty gay.
I mean homosexual to the extreme.


liamliam

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am so turned on right now.

Very hawt - great to see that IK is starting to be used for useful things now, rather than gay ass physic simulation. You should get AG to sponsor this.


BrooksayBrooksay

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

rofl

i gave the silly asian boy a cum moustache!


shteelmanshteelman

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Eh? Not bad.....

You should make an improved version, make sure in you're coding you use the equations of projectile motion for the cum path. I thought the game might like be a gun dualing western but only with penises. Now there's an idea.

Remeber horizontally: k cos (angle of projection)
can be used to describe the speed

vertically : k sin (angle of projection) - g x t

k is initial speed (you choose), g is gravitational field strength (you choose), t is time.

Differentiate these and form one cartesian equation for the 2 by eliminating t. (rearrange one to form an equation in t and sub in).

That cartesian equation now formed is bitchin and cna be used in coding ANY projectile motion very nicely. rockets, cum, cannon balls, you name it. Without maths you wouldn't be nothing baby.


AsdfQwertyAsdfQwerty

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Skeet Skeet

That Wuz Awesome.


BlazeBlaze

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great

fap fap fap fap

<3


FattyWhaleFattyWhale

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Err...

^^Good Points^^
The variables you used to change size and amount added about three seconds of fun to this shitty game.

^^Needs Improving^^
The drawings aren't very good. The penis is just a single colored line, not realistic at all. Nor is anything for that matter in this game. The game is disgusting and in bad taste, and gave me all but ten seconds of entertainment.


RavianRavian

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hahaha

Nice little engine you've made. Altough the Penis could have had a bit of more realistic shape and stuff, anyways You have made my day a smily day :).


Hamy-jamyHamy-jamy

Rated 3 / 5 stars

...

First thought that came to mind after playing this was "gross", but then i thought that it was quite funny and played around with the settings abit, i really didnt understand the first of the two options to change as it didnt seem to change the amount that came out, but it was good for a laugh. Maybe adding a third option titled "hardness" would have added to the game as it seemed to flop around quite abit. Overall it was a very simple interactive flash but i thought it had the basics of a good one.

~HJ~
(Hamy_jamy isn't even suppose to be here today)


NPC23NPC23

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Dude...

Why?


EX-DeathEX-Death

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

You are sick..

First of all.. You are a sick twisted bastard..

Second of all.. Do not attempt Flash if everything is just going to be sexual..

Third of all.. I liked squirting cum out of the little figure for some reason..


deckstoredeckstore

Rated 2 / 5 stars

i agree with ex-death

but i did not like it


janedoe101janedoe101

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hmm...

Not bad. Got boring quickly.

The cum looked like popcorn.


TORTUREKINGMASTERTORTUREKINGMASTER

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

funny

I wrote my name in a childs semen!


freezepop88freezepop88

Rated 0 / 5 stars

what were you thinking?

were you high? or what?


donkey1233donkey1233

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It just tells me that I'm unable to connect.

wtf?

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