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May 20, 2006 | 8:01 PM EDT
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A short story about those men that come from upstairs.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh man, did I overanalyze this one!

Like Dave's other flashes, I believed this one would have a more profound message behind it. I thought it was about an overweight man who had problems with anxiety related to his weight problem, and that the cigarette was a way to relieve the stress of living in a disapproving society...etc. Because the number 2 had a different meaning in salad fingers, I never made the more simple connection. Nope. It's about taking a shit. The eureka slap in the forehead was enough to knock me out.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, brilliant XD

I figured it out on the first go, yay me! I was laughing my ass off, especially at the almonds, "that hurts" bit... oof! And the end was just hilarious.
I love how you do your characters voices, they are creepy and strange, but I love 'em, keep them coming!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

*Slaps forehead* Oh I get it now! HAHA!!! :D

It's about taking a crap! OMFG! Its so clear to me now! LOL!
That was very well done! my second time through i figured it out... lol...
I liked how the numbers on the phone were all 2's HAHA...

I liked it, lol, thank you... :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


a rather strange flash because i would never think of david firth making a flash like this,very creative,i wish i were able to put my ideas into flash.keep it coming!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

It made me laugh.

When you finally understand it it's a real kick in the teeth. You think, "How could I not have understood?" It was a great metaphor. I enjoyed the "almonds" part.