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May 20, 2006 | 8:01 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place May 21, 2006

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A short story about those men that come from upstairs.



Rated 4 / 5 stars




Rated 5 / 5 stars


Bastarding shite, that was a good one. Gently disturbing and rather funny, love the ending.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Oh noble desk-plant

Oh noble desk-plant, I dub thee the bleeding paper arsehole plant. Because that's what it looked like. But no amount of bleeding arsehole plants can change the fact that this was another delightful Firth submission. I hope you read this Davey.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

My god

like always you have managed to brighted my day with you mind fucking


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I guess I never put enough thought into it...

It seems Ive never properly reviewed your collection of onions. I've spent all my time reviewing your flash submissions and your awkwardly creative peices of moving pictures, but I've honestly never considered the oppinions or the epiphanies of your onions. I'm so sorry, sir, but I'm not sure that I'm ready to take on the responsibility. I'm not yet ready to review your onions. They simply possess to much power for me to analyze to my fullest extent. Forgive me, kind sir, forgive me and maybe one day I will find it in myself to review your collection of onions. An upset onion begs to be held in your palms, Mr. Firth. Forgive me, onion master.