Be a Supporter!

Credits & Info

May 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place May 16, 2006

If you liked this, check these out!

Plenty more like this here!

  • StarCraft
    StarCraft Flash tributes and spoofs related to StarCraft!

Author Comments

EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

Hello, Newgrounds!
We are proud to present a goofy parody of StarCraft that may/may not have a point that took entirely too long to make. The field reporter Nigel Bisonburger gives us the scoop on the universe of StarCraft.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


And gods honest truth, I have never seen that eskimo since..


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is so funny.

Lol! The whole thing was dam funny! (It would be cool if the reporter turned into an infested terran.) Also, Starcraft: Ghost is comin this Summer w00t!

People find this review helpful!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Jesus H, guys...

Well, turns out, that was pretty much funnier than any other StarCraft flash I've ever seen... Well played, Hotsinpiller!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i rele was laughing out loud

haha this was just great. awsome animation and a funny, original idea to keep it interesting. keep it up


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

L O fucking L

Just all-out sweet... The Terrorist/Auir thing my have angered a few people, but it was funny all the same. Addicted to stimpacks... Heehee...