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May 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM EDT
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Author Comments

EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

Hello, Newgrounds!
We are proud to present a goofy parody of StarCraft that may/may not have a point that took entirely too long to make. The field reporter Nigel Bisonburger gives us the scoop on the universe of StarCraft.
Enjoy!

Reviews


RayinochRayinoch

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

BOOOOOO... screw you!...

How can someone take such an epic story like that and twist up into absolute crap? And what's with that StarCraft2 joke? That is NOT funny, blizzard announced almost 10 years ago that there will NEVER be a StarCraft2.

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*clears throat* ZGlad to have that out of my system...

Your texan/hick/fag style portrait of the terrans was nice. :) Especially the Arclite appearance and zerg "truth", that was great.

And your artwork... wasn't too great, but it was better than most stuff on this site.

My suggestion is that you work on special effects a little more. Those archons were just depresingly oversomplified... aside from that, and picking a topic that would likely piss off half the people that see it, great work. :)



ObsoleteBlobManObsoleteBlobMan

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Eh....

The only part that REALLY made me laugh was the zerg bit. "To feed our dying, parapelegic children" or whatever was some funny stuff.

The Protoss DT thing was bad. The Terran don't know what the fuck Earth is. They're long since cast out.

Still, good idea, original material, and WoW bashing. It wasn't my favorite flash, but you still get an A+



miniace2009miniace2009

Rated 4 / 5 stars

LOL

I loved this very much. I haven't even played Starcraft either. But....STIM PACKS!!!!!!



peacemaker77peacemaker77

Rated 5 / 5 stars

sweet...just freakin sweet

the graphic was soso...but the humor totally made up for it^^ "sterotype sterotype sterotype"...just loved that part, also the zerg kinda reminded me of halo...but still funny^^

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!



MTPrower13MTPrower13

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just plain funny

I love Starcraft. I loved how you made this funny. Lol. The protoss one made me laugh. For Auir! For Auir! For Auir!
Everything was good man. Im pretty impressed of this high rating flash movie. I hope you make a sequel to this ^^