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May 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM EDT
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EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


As a player of Starcraft (Albeit, not very good one, i've only ever won one proper map and that was a FFA where no-one attacked me because they all knew i was crap and i then wasted the leftovers) i really liked all the injokes this has in it. Like the referance to World of Warcraft and the Stim Pack addiction.
I was disappointed Starcraft: Ghost wasn't mentioned at all but hey, can't have everything.

Oh yeah, your portrayal of the Zerg ruled.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


there were a few humorous bits (stereotype stereotype stereotype), but for the most part was decidedly unfunny. it was obvious the entire story was written around 3-4 jokes, and the rest was just filler material.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


For a long time I had good laughs. Thank you. Keep up the good work.
(Loved the anti-violence Zergs)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love... man! This was awsome! I´m quite weak for SC parodies, especially ig they include SCV´s and marines. Awwww, this was just awsome!
Really good timing, great jokes (loved the cloaked battle ;) and the graphic was fairly decent!
I really hope somone from Blizzard sees this!!!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It COULD have been funny.

But that allah-thing was COMPLETELY unnecessary.