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The StarCraft Reporter

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Comedy - Parody
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starcraft
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Uploaded
May 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM EDT

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Author Comments

EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

Hello, Newgrounds!
We are proud to present a goofy parody of StarCraft that may/may not have a point that took entirely too long to make. The field reporter Nigel Bisonburger gives us the scoop on the universe of StarCraft.
Enjoy!

Reviews


StickgagStickgag

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AAAAAAWWWWWW YEA

THAT WAS SO FREEKEN SWEET MAKE MORE!



MeteorGolemMeteorGolem

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ROFL

STEM PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!



SlayerKing20045SlayerKing20045

Rated 4 / 5 stars

You seem to have nailed all points of Starcraft

The Zerg joke was golden, and the Starcraft 2 part was totally relatable. We do SO require a sequel, or we will send the Zerg to "greet" you!



drpaintballdrpaintball

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahaha

dr love stimpack x) man this was awsome and super funny please make many more like this please. (smegal demand it for the love of stimpacks please) x)



Jdietz43Jdietz43

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG LOL, Hilarious!

Im a big StarCraft fan, and this (along with LogFish's storys) are the best ive seen. The rest arnt so good, often with crummy graphics and almost no effort or accuracy (Im looking at you maker of 12 days of StarCraft, that was pitiful). I hope to see more by you, hopfully more StarCraft. The best parts were when the Marine was addicted to StimPacks, and the Firebat with "I can burn stuff, thats just as cool *whoosh*, see?". And when he was wondering what the cloaked units were. "Stop looking at me Observer!!!! Oh god is it Dark Templars!? Phew its an entire battalion of Ghosts and Wraiths..." When he was mind contolled/mistook the Archon for a warp. And finally but most hilarious the Zerg talking all fancy and peacfull with the "Entire Battalion of Ultralisks soaked in human blood and screaming at the top of their lungs." Im gonna watch that again, lol omg bbq lmao rofl. Good work.


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