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Philadelphia Cream Cheese

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jared-meyer

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Date Submitted

05/14/2006 | 07:54PM EST

File Information

Movie | 2.4 MB

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Current Score

1.73 / 5.00

Score Rank: #125,143
Popularity Rank: #113,171

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Philadelphia Cream Cheese
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Average Score: 5.9 / 10

Score: 6
Cubis

"Not really Flash?"

by: Cubis
date: May 15, 2006

Didn't you feel kinda daft rolling around on your lawn in bath robes right where all the street can see you?

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Score: 5
Chris-The-Terror

"The thing is..."

date: May 15, 2006

Although the lightsabers sounded good and were funny for a bit the comedy seemed forced or something. Like when a guy slips on a banana it's funny because he did't see it coming and he looked like a fool doing it. When he puts the banana down in the first place and runs toward it with a smile, it suddenly doesen't become funny. That is what happened here here.

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Score: 6
nobody-u-know

"The guy wearing the red robe was stupid -_-"

date: May 14, 2006

i hated his facial expressions and he screamed like a girl, which made him look like a pussy. what was also with the lightsabers? anyway it could of been better

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Score: 1
BiffTheTimid

"I'm being generous"

date: May 14, 2006

At no point during this flash did you make anything that even remotely resemled a rational thought. Everyone who has watched this flash is now dumber for having seen it. I award you 1 points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

All Happy Gilmore quoting aside, that was horrible.
1. This is a Flash portal, not youTube.
2. Horrible sound effects.
3. Slapping yourself to wake yourself up in a movie is the lowest attempt at humor in the world. It's a proven fact.
4. The light saber battle was so bad, and such a cheesey attempt at humor, it could probably be punishable by death in some countries.

So, all in all, improve your graphical ability. Work on your style. Get better sound effects. Make your Violence better. Do things that are actually funny, and try to not suck at life. Other than that, good job.

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Score: 3
Monneyman3

"HMMM"

date: May 14, 2006

Ha ha ha ha ha.....

I absolutely hated your movie up until... out of no where the lightsabers appeared.... it was only funny for like a minute... but i couldn't stop laughing!!... by the way... who ever that guy in the red robe was... I have that same robe... infact i'm wearing it right now...

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