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May 8, 2006 | 9:31 AM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place May 9, 2006

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I originally posted this on Newgrounds in 1999, before the current Portal system.

Your master is dead, and you're out for mindless revenge against everyone! Use the arrow keys to walk, "A" to attack, "S" to jump and "D" to block.

This game was made in Flash 4, which is why the keyboard input is laggy. Flash 4 didn't allow consistent keyboard input, so I had to fudge it to make the character move as smoothly as possible. I was tempted to fix it, but decided to maintain the crappy integrity of the original.

It is also worth noting that Flash 4 didn't support depth swapping, so it was a pain in the butt to make the characters overlap eachother based on their depth on the screen. I don't say this stuff to be boastful, I say it because I want people to appreciate why my old games are so crappy. These were the pinnacle of Flash programming at one point and I need some props!

The background art was by Michael Bregman. I did the rest!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Nice action... and the name rulez lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

An absolute classic

Sure, the controls are very messy and out-of-date, but this is still a very fun, and strange game. You expect to have 3 levels with different religious leaders, but then you blast off into space and end up in Smurf land. It's ridiculous and hilarious.

I have no idea why this has a score below 4. This is a classic, people, and it's really not that bad! I hope you finish it one day, Tom. In the meantime, we can play Samurai Asshole on Newgrounds Rumble!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I liked it the game was pretty hot would you be willing to show me how to make a game like that


Rated 5 / 5 stars


good game


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I played this game when it first debuted in 2006, and I'm still wondering WHAT THE HELL WILL HAPPEN YET?! And yet, that ending song is still completely satisfying 16 years later!

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