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May 8, 2006 | 9:31 AM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place May 9, 2006

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I originally posted this on Newgrounds in 1999, before the current Portal system.

Your master is dead, and you're out for mindless revenge against everyone! Use the arrow keys to walk, "A" to attack, "S" to jump and "D" to block.

This game was made in Flash 4, which is why the keyboard input is laggy. Flash 4 didn't allow consistent keyboard input, so I had to fudge it to make the character move as smoothly as possible. I was tempted to fix it, but decided to maintain the crappy integrity of the original.

It is also worth noting that Flash 4 didn't support depth swapping, so it was a pain in the butt to make the characters overlap eachother based on their depth on the screen. I don't say this stuff to be boastful, I say it because I want people to appreciate why my old games are so crappy. These were the pinnacle of Flash programming at one point and I need some props!

The background art was by Michael Bregman. I did the rest!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Props man. 5 stars for them beating the shit out of my bloodied pulp posthumously.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Samurai Asshole if love, Samurai Asshole is life. *horn noise saying: LOL LOL LOL*

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I played this game when it first debuted in 2006, and I'm still wondering WHAT THE HELL WILL HAPPEN YET?! And yet, that ending song is still completely satisfying 16 years later!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i love samurai asshole he is awesome

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

What did our brave young asshole stumble across? The world may never know...

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