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May 1, 2006 | 1:13 PM EDT

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Author Comments

The big bear has gone mad with distemper. Pico is called in to bring him down!

I originally released this on Newgrounds at the end of 1999. It was developed in Flash 4 but I've updated the controls to take advantage of Flash 5+, which solved the keyboard lag problems in the previous version. I also added more health and more ammo, to make things easier for people. Enjoy!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 21, 2008

great game

love the originality of it

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 20, 2008

Excellent. Insta-classic.

And for the tips, Everything MysteryHat said except after you kill hoe-bear and hoe-joe, go into the den. don't worry about the shadow. Kill the child and then blow up the lightbulb. The light drops a cig that gives you full health and awards you two mayhem points. The shadow will dissappear.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars July 20, 2008

A true classic to come across at anytime.

I remember playing this a long time ago when I was still a young lad, This game use to be more challenging and more hardere to beat, And the earlier version looked more like Bear in the Big Blue House than it does now. Of coarse I loved this game because it stirred up alot of controversy because of the improper portrayal of all the characters from the childrens show of coarse it was bound to catch someones eye sooner or later. So without further adiue I present to you a perfect magnificently gifted 10/10 and a well earned 5/5 for being one of my faivorite games from so many years ago. I hope you enjoy this review and score. I wish you a good day. P.S I've finally made a perfect 44 chaos points within this game.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars July 18, 2008

into the den

contrary to what mystery said, the den has a pointless health power up if you shoot the light,killing the shadow figure


Rated 5 / 5 stars July 17, 2008


After Bary shoots the child, fire immediatley (you have to click and hold it down, not just click) and then hide in the right bush. Piss, one of the otters, will come after you. Aim at him and kill him. He will drop ammo. Go over to the other bush where he dropped it, firing at Bary as you cross. Once you pick up the ammo, the other otter will come after you. Repeat the process until you have collected the ammo. once you have your ammo, fire away at Bary, but make sure you aren't hit too much. At this point, Titty the mouse will appear and throw grenades at you. They will make you want to move out of your position, leaving Bary to shoot you. Instead, move just a little bit over (but not out of your cover). Once the grenade clears, fire at Bary. Continue this process until you take away 3/4 of his health. Once you do, he'll inject himself with adrenaline and be able to shoot more accuratley, but he'll take a second longer to do this, giving you more time to shoot him (don't take too long though). After you shoot his arms off, he'll go into the house, leaving you to deal with Hoe-joe and Hoe-bear. Hoe-bear can't attack, but flys around quickly. Hoe-joe rolls gas-canisters down the stairs which explode when they hit you. Here's the solution: shoot Hoe-bear until Hoe-joe rolls a gas canister at you, then shoot the canister. repeat until Hoe-bear is dead, then kill Hoe-joe (she can still throw canisters at you, so watch out). Also, don't shoot Hoe-joe until Hoe-bear id dead, otherwise Hoe-bear will electrocute you and you'll die. After you kill those 2 bears, collect the ammo they drop and go into the kitchen (don't go into the den. All it is is a white room with a shadowy-figure you can't kill, but can kill you, and if you die you have to start the game all ove again). Once in the kitchen, Bary will talk for a while, only to reveal he somehow strappped bombs to himself (with no arms, might I add) you only have 30 seconds to make a decision. They only thing that can kill him is shooting the sink. Just for fun: before you shoot the sink, shoot everything else in the room. Don't get too carried away though; if you shoot Bary, he'll explode, killing you in the process. Shoot the sink. When the water hits him, he will explode (but you will still be alive). Congradulations, you beat the game! Well, hope that helped. Peace.

lol I copied that for the retards who think its hard

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