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May 1, 2006 | 1:13 PM EDT

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Author Comments

The big bear has gone mad with distemper. Pico is called in to bring him down!

I originally released this on Newgrounds at the end of 1999. It was developed in Flash 4 but I've updated the controls to take advantage of Flash 5+, which solved the keyboard lag problems in the previous version. I also added more health and more ammo, to make things easier for people. Enjoy!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I think

I think I smell CAKE


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That damn bear...

Get your dirty shotgun away from you damn dirty ape!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome! Here's a lil' guide for you all.

WHen you first fight Barry, the otter Piss will come from the left, so take cover at the right bush. When he's dead, go to the left bush and kill Poop when he comes from the right. Now Titty will join Barry. Shoot his grenade while he's holding it to hurt him. If he throws it, shoot it. If it lands, STAY RIGHT AWAY from the fire. Take time to shoot out the windows. WHen Barry smells destruction and shoots up, he will actually shoot slower.

When you get inside, attack the floating bear, NOT OJO. The flying fucker will attack you if you shoot her. Mow down floatie and shoot the bombs that roll down the stairs in the meantime. Then kill Ojo.

Go right. Shoot the light out quick smart to kill the girl silhouette. You health will be refilled!

Go to the kitchen. Listen to Barry's crap, then shoot the microwave. Then shoot the tap. Don't go to the left too far. While Barry frys, shoot the various hostages for points.

Oh, and shoot kids whenever you can.

I hope this helps somebody beat this game. Don't forget Pico's gun is fully automatic! Good luck :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Been around long enough to remember when this 'first' came out on this site :D Love you Newgrounds.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I hate bear in the big blue house so this is 10x better to me!

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