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Author Comments

The big bear has gone mad with distemper. Pico is called in to bring him down!

I originally released this on Newgrounds at the end of 1999. It was developed in Flash 4 but I've updated the controls to take advantage of Flash 5+, which solved the keyboard lag problems in the previous version. I also added more health and more ammo, to make things easier for people. Enjoy!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


very fun and very challenging.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What the..?

Thats a really good game, but didnt it got removed because it was unleagal or something?
(sorry for my english, she isnt very good)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I acctually completed it. it was hard at first but than i just found out a strategy(no i didnt use stickmasters walkthrough thing that would just be retarted to ruin the game) anyway great game (i always hated that bear and how the hell did shadow eat my health?)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

If all of you noobs can't beat it then I will tell

you all how. 1: When you start, you will be in the middle. Move to right bush because
piss will come on the left screen and hump you. Stay in the right bush and don't move until you killed piss. 2: Then run over and collect the ammo and stay there until poop comes out the right screen. Kill him and get the ammo. 3: Now start shooting the bear's head wile popping in and out of the bushs but watch out for the
bombs the rat throws. NOTE: You can shoot the bombs and you do not need to kill the rat. After the bear's health gets low he will inject god-knows-what into his arm. This will make pause for a bit then fire. 4: After the bear's arm falls off he will run into the house. Inside are 2 bears. Shoot the small bear first but watch out the bombs the bigger bear drops. After the small bear is dead shoot the bigger bear. 5: Take the ammo both bears dropped and go right. The Big bear
will talk a bit then he will show you that he is going to blow you, him and the other people up. DO NOT TRY TO SHOOT HIM. Instead, shoot the microwave then shoot the sink and then you win! Oh and if you go into the basement, shoot the light bulb and then you get full heath. Vote 5!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Fun, but way to hard. Bear gets you down to far or you get trapped by the bomb throwing guy and then the boss inside kills you to easily.