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Mar 12, 2006 | 9:41 PM EST

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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology



Rated 5 / 5 stars

4669.42 miles long uhhhhhhhh
add 666 to everything except for the date you put 6/6/6 and for bans put -666 then for the mod admin and other tab select yes (damn that is a long penis)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

According to the -poxpower- formula, my e-cock is 2235.17 inches (5677.331 cm).

According to Samurai_Crisp's equation, it is 42947431 inches (109086474.74 cm)
= 3578952 feet (1090864 m)
= 677.83 miles (1090.86 km).


Rated 3 / 5 stars

1337 inches, I deem that correct. Psst guys put in -666 in bans and you'll get that...

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

0 cm. how did it know.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

"1558720.981 inches (-335816.005 cm)" - ummm...