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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!
Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology
According to the -poxpower- formula, my e-cock is 2235.17 inches (5677.331 cm).
According to Samurai_Crisp's equation, it is 42947431 inches (109086474.74 cm)
= 3578952 feet (1090864 m)
= 677.83 miles (1090.86 km).
1337 inches, I deem that correct. Psst guys put in -666 in bans and you'll get that...
0 cm. how did it know.
"1558720.981 inches (-335816.005 cm)" - ummm...
Er... either 89 inches or... well, let's just say I'd rather not list the other one. -_-"
Anyway, this game does what it is instructed to do, which was, er, strange, to say the least. The measurements seemed very, very off, but I suppose that's the joke. It got three stars for doing what it said it did, but having to enter in the data manually because i supposedly don't exist on this site wasn't exactly pleasant. So it's pretty average, which is perfectly acceptable for me.
Minecraft N00BS go on hilarious adventures.
Machine gun aliens to death in this frantic run and gun series!
We especially like the Boston accents.
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