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Mar 12, 2006 | 9:41 PM EST

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    NG Parodies When you've already made fun of everything else, why not make fun of Newgrounds?

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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology

Reviews


20wadcon20wadcon

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 14, 2013

According to the -poxpower- formula, my e-cock is 2235.17 inches (5677.331 cm).

According to Samurai_Crisp's equation, it is 42947431 inches (109086474.74 cm)
= 3578952 feet (1090864 m)
= 677.83 miles (1090.86 km).



WhosCoffinWhosCoffin

Rated 3 / 5 stars August 24, 2013

1337 inches, I deem that correct. Psst guys put in -666 in bans and you'll get that...


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chocco608976chocco608976

Rated 2 / 5 stars July 5, 2013

0 cm. how did it know.


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xavier1024xavier1024

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars December 11, 2012

"1558720.981 inches (-335816.005 cm)" - ummm...



NightmareKingDarkraiNightmareKingDarkrai

Rated 3 / 5 stars September 25, 2012

Er... either 89 inches or... well, let's just say I'd rather not list the other one. -_-"

Anyway, this game does what it is instructed to do, which was, er, strange, to say the least. The measurements seemed very, very off, but I suppose that's the joke. It got three stars for doing what it said it did, but having to enter in the data manually because i supposedly don't exist on this site wasn't exactly pleasant. So it's pretty average, which is perfectly acceptable for me.