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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!
Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology
OH MY GOD.
I hope I did it right. It said mine was 2667 inches! 10/10 for the self-esteem boost. With an e-penis that big, e-sex with an e-woman could be e-painful; much like my e-puns!
14067.754 inches (35732.095 cm)
mine is: (poxy)1821197.588 inches (330874.577 cm);(samurai_crisp)16 inches (40.64 cm)
= 1 feet (0 m)
= 0 miles (0 km) lol
i got only 18 in. :(
233250.842in holy hell
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