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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!
Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology
me have large cock
woot! 2015.018 inches!!!!!
:( 1. 123 inches. I signed up recently. But! I'm going to see what he says when I make it better then his. Anyway great game! :D
mine is: (poxy)1821197.588 inches (330874.577 cm);(samurai_crisp)16 inches (40.64 cm)
= 1 feet (0 m)
= 0 miles (0 km) lol
apperently mine is negative...
-111866.831 inches (-284141.75 cm)
very interesting funny concept, love the clown. kudos to you sir!
Why does the music die?
D: why does the NG music die... I luff that music ;-;
Also, poxy says 1.924 inches and Crisp says 2942 inches.
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