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Mar 12, 2006 | 9:41 PM EST

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Author Comments

Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lawl, 13 inches

I got a HUGE epenis, now girls want some, only a dollar per climax. XD


Rated 4 / 5 stars

-0.937 inches (-2.379 cm). * Starts crying * Anyway good flash *sniff*

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Mine isn't big enough.

Mine needs to quadruple in size soon.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

mine is...

as tall as a tree! "Pine Normal NW Washington tree"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

what does the scouter say about his penis level??

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!