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Mar 12, 2006 | 9:41 PM EST

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    NG Parodies When you've already made fun of everything else, why not make fun of Newgrounds?

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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You get some points for creativity!

Well it was kind of fun and interesting and its a one of a kind thing which is hard for most people to pull off it seems.

Over all a good job!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I just signed up infact i'm impressed

I got a 2 inch penis. But I just signed up today so i need experience


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I hope I did it right. It said mine was 2667 inches! 10/10 for the self-esteem boost. With an e-penis that big, e-sex with an e-woman could be e-painful; much like my e-puns!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i got a 16 inch e penis...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lawl, 13 inches

I got a HUGE epenis, now girls want some, only a dollar per climax. XD