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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!
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Er... either 89 inches or... well, let's just say I'd rather not list the other one. -_-"
Anyway, this game does what it is instructed to do, which was, er, strange, to say the least. The measurements seemed very, very off, but I suppose that's the joke. It got three stars for doing what it said it did, but having to enter in the data manually because i supposedly don't exist on this site wasn't exactly pleasant. So it's pretty average, which is perfectly acceptable for me.
Can I get some help? Did all the different things it said to, but it keeps saying it's invalid.
...Which it can't be because here I am, writing this, logged in.
219675.982 inches (557976.994 cm)
Ha! 0 inches, probably because I'm a girl?
1147114.484 inches (-1381296.507 cm)
-1974627152 inches (-5015552966.08 cm)
= -164552262 feet (-50155529 m)
= -31165.2 miles (-50155.52 km) I HAVE BIGGEST COCK
What’s inside this box? A lot of puzzles! Can you solve all 30?
Use the mouse to navigate menus and to queue and cancel robot actions.
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