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Mar 12, 2006 | 9:41 PM EST

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    NG Parodies When you've already made fun of everything else, why not make fun of Newgrounds?

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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

Features an appearance from a hero of Newgrounds mythology



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Er... either 89 inches or... well, let's just say I'd rather not list the other one. -_-"

Anyway, this game does what it is instructed to do, which was, er, strange, to say the least. The measurements seemed very, very off, but I suppose that's the joke. It got three stars for doing what it said it did, but having to enter in the data manually because i supposedly don't exist on this site wasn't exactly pleasant. So it's pretty average, which is perfectly acceptable for me.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Can I get some help? Did all the different things it said to, but it keeps saying it's invalid.

...Which it can't be because here I am, writing this, logged in.

Any assistance?

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

219675.982 inches (557976.994 cm)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ha! 0 inches, probably because I'm a girl?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

1147114.484 inches (-1381296.507 cm)

-1974627152 inches (-5015552966.08 cm)
= -164552262 feet (-50155529 m)
= -31165.2 miles (-50155.52 km) I HAVE BIGGEST COCK