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This is the Old Man's Activity Center. I made it in honour of my Father's 60th birthday.
It took me about 7 hours all up, including writing and recording the song. It kinda shows through with the shitty singing, too...
THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS DONKEY SHIT!!!!!WANT SOME ADVISE?NEVER MAKE A GAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
There should be a column for Sweetness factor.
Okay, your'e not suprised surely that graphics got a low score did you? But hey I gave you 9 on style because it's completely original! Interactivity 9.. not sophisticated but then I'm sure you made it simple in consideration of your dad. Humour 9 ... I really really hope he finds it funny instead of disturbing! Overall I was going to put 8 but I went for 10 because c'mon how many guys would make an effort to make this for their dads plus he made up his own song and everthing. That's so sweet, hope he likes it.
In the end the only audience that really counts on this one is your dad.
Fortune Cookie Cyanide
Now don't get me wrong, old Tom Selleck would have taught you a thing or two about riding on brick walls with your motorized mailbox. I mean, the greatest thing about deep sea diving is the massive greasy water towers falling from space. These are the thing that should be taught in schools by bottles of mountain spring water.
Why would I give my dad this?
I would rather give my dad a flesh eating virus before I gav him this tut tut tut everything was bad in it so thats what you need to work on
Crappy gift...even crappier flash. Although some of the lyrics were entertain, audio, graphics, and most of the animations weren't that great. I don't sound want to sound so bad though...as long as your daddyio enjoyed it, I guess it's alright.
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