Viagra and a mouse meet, and the results are catostrophic!!! AAA!
It has recently come to my attention that "Catastophic" is not the right phrasing. Sorry, I'm an asshole for misadvertising my flash: so I have rephrased it:
The results are mildly chaotic with a hint of moroniscism in the mits of a depression wielded love triangle that ends climatically as if a rainbow illuminating the sky after a storm, with a side of parsley. (By the way, if that made no sense, read the reviews, and please don't hunt me down and kill me)