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Eulogy For: Pen0r Knight
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
02/28/06 – 09/09/08
*** Attention all 14-year olds (like Christheman). This is an adult game. You may feel adult if you're 14 but trust me, you aren't ***
Heya folks! I was just having some fun and made this little game, some people over at the BBS (Thanks Khao, Ninja-chicken, GroundedGames, Simple_Logistics and GLAIEL! YES I MENTIONED YOUR NAME!) thought it was good enough for the portal to pass judgement.
Don't review this and say like "Ewww..you perv!" I was just having some fun, it's not my hobby to draw pen0rs.
However this game requires Flash 8, if you are offended by the male organ or a drip of sperm, please don't play this, otherwise: Have Fun!
(Ingame music by FDA, Gameover music by Nintendo (Donkey Kong))
i read the authors comments then i read the last guys review hahahaha funny game
This is cool. The idea isn't great and the Pen0rs sux but...
who cares?
nice work.
despite the fact its an excuse to draw a guy being attacked by dicks it's a really good flash. the animation was good and i liked the death music
At first I was a little shocked at the falling penis's and then I laughed, the movements were quick and the whole time I was playing a had a big grin on my face just because of the immature nature of the game. =)
The artwork was well done and the I got a kick out of the 'game over' screen to so it's all just really funny.
But eventually it did seem repetitive, so maybe a small feature you could add after like 15 points could be like a wind factor wehere the peni's fall on an angle yanno?
Overall I really enjoyed this great job! 4/5 =D
WOO I AM YOUR SAVOIR THANK ME!!! Hehe great game voted 5
omg run away gigantic dicks coming to kill us aaaal!!!!
but I think this was quite a good submission graphics and animation are nice and it was funny.. I guess =P
So, there are giant penises and sperm falling from the sky? A bit surreal, but somewhat humorous. Anyways...graphics were decent, style was good, sound was great, interactivity was mediocre (running left and right gets REALLY, REALLY, BBBBOOOORRRIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG...you get the idea), and humor was decent. Overall: 6/10
I found it fucking funny to just see some guy running back and forth avoiding spunk and cocks just to rack up points, i got 37 before i got hit :( lol, its pretty good, maybe if you do another version with bosses, tits, vaginas and other bits...and one of the bosses could be Goatse...damn thats so wrong *shudders* n maybe add weapons for kiling the bosses...like...like...well i can think of anything...but you get the idea...i hope lol, its good could use more, as said, 7/10 due to the fact it made me laugh, and i like things that make me laugh! good job!
im 15, im mature! :O Shock horror! lol
Funny stuff!
dis should only b for pple over age 12.....................
you seem to have a deep afection for penisses ...