Make Chuck Norris Cry by poxpower



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Submitted: 02/27/2006 | 05:34PM EST

File Info: Game | 3.2 MB | Add Game to Favorites

Current Score: 3.81 / 5.00

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Big Kudos to Afro-Ninja for helping me with my idiot questions on AIM. Power to the follicles.
Yes I know the joke is dead. Screw you.
This was a school project I started a month ago, completed at 99% 3 weeks ago and cursed at it until it worked good enough for me to sweep under the rug... So there, it was funny THEN.
Don't worry about some sound fuckups, that's just Flash not being able to cope with its impotence.

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Average Score: 8.5 / 10

Score: 8
MoomooDan

"Wow...."

date: June 11, 2009

most of this is actually true except for the fact that CHUCK NORRIS CANT CRY

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Score: 10
solidsnakesharingan

"It is impossible"

date: May 11, 2009

Chuck Norris don't cry,if he cry it could cure the cancer and revive the dead like a phoenix down!!

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Score: 9
flairmonkey

"Sweet!"

date: January 17, 2009

The only part i didn't like was how you have to start from the beginning every time you mess up

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Score: 10
Johnsonunit

"Loved it"

date: December 19, 2008

This game was very well designed, and you had made the game realistic (to Chuck standards) it took me hlaf an hour to beat it. and i really laughed when if you mention your girlfriend you see him walking off into the sunset with her, it made me laugh. but once again great work

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Score: 7
Daedo-The-Mofo

"Fuckin' Chuck Norris"

date: October 20, 2008

This is a fun game. The plot is insanely random and stupid, but it's still very enjoyable, and for God's sake it's Chuck Norris! He roundhouse kicked me to death about 10 times!

It would have been better if there was a checkpoint system in place, so that when Chuck inevitably kicks your skull off, you dont have to skip thru the previuous scene to get back to his encounter.

Liked the whole visual look of this entry, it looked pretty cool. The interaction was a bit erratic though. Still, this is a pretty enjoyable game!

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