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Inhaler glock's freestyle rap, right here dawg.
What an EPIC waste of money...and life.
It's not enough that we, the movie going public, are forced to put up with half of the crappy films "Epic Movie" attempts to parody, but we're also forced to contend with "Epic Movie" itself. In regards to this film, and all others like it, I find myself scratching my head and begging the question: "How in the Hell did this movie ever get made?" While I've yet to receive any official response from the filmmakers behind this atrocity, I have come up with my own theory...
Hollywood hates us. Wait, scratch that; Hollywood doesn't just hate us; they think we're stupid, insignificant creatures of habit, too. That we're nothing but a bunch of mindless apes willing to throw our hard-earned bananas down on any old piece of crap they manage to squeeze out that week. And it saddens me to acknowledge that to a large degree, they're right. We do throw our bananas down on just any old thing, as proved by "Epic Movie" being number one at the big B.O. opening weekend. How could we be so stupid as to fall for a film boasting a lame concept written by a bunch of comedic hacks who think "I'm Rick James B***h!" jokes are still relevant--let alone funny? I feel sorry for people like Kal Penn, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge, and Crispin Glover who seem to have become so jaded with their careers that they could confuse accepting this cinematic skidmark on their resume as something remotely resembling a good idea. Especially in Penn's case, as he's on the verge of shattering the Kumar image most people still associate with him.
#1. You can't rap.
#2. Your rap sucks.
#3. The rapping was too slow to keep up with the beat.
#4. 50 Cent's head bobbing was the only (semi) funny thing in this flash.
#5. There is no #5.
#6. Not enough animation.
Keep dat shit real tight ma' brudda.
What was that!
The so called "freestyle rap" sucked, and you just used already made images. The 50 cent head-bob thing at the beggining got annoying really fast. Do better next time
Could use some animation.
I think it is definitely a good idea to make a rap song with speakonia, and you definitely did a good job making the song. It was a good length was quite funny in most spots, and kept my attention. However, other than that, the flash wasn't very impressive. I liked the whole 50 Cent thing, but you couldn't have atleast added gost and pineapple bobbing their heads or something. Even little stuff like that would have added to the song. You should definitely submit the song to audio portal.
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