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Submitted: 02/24/2006 | 06:33AM EST
File Info: Movie | 4.1 MB | Add Movie to Favorites
Current Score: 2.72 / 5.00
282 votes | 2,654 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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the artwork is awful, the sound is worse, and the animation is painfully basic. but still, it's pretty funny.
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Average Score: 5.9 / 10
"Years later..."
and still one of my favorite movies on NG. If only people knew comedy like this! -ryno
"WTF"
You are one sick bastard, I'm still laughing. Only problem the music covered your voice up alot. Beyond that it was sick sick sick. Two thumbs up you freak!
"very...educational..."
they should show this to kids in skool when they are about to learn about puberty and all that crap... XD
"gosh."
Sophomoric, misogynistic, foul, offensive, awesome.
"WRITERS!!!! HELLO!!!"
Well I was into it at first, but then the diagram came and I lost total and complete interest. I don't even know how the movie ends because that diagram was so long and boring. Not to mention it was being read as slow as a kid with down syndrome.
