Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.17 / 5.00 16,108 ViewsYou are a monkey that is trying to find his way home after escaping hunters that tried to kidnap him. The only way you can defend yourself is with the only weapon you have: poop!
Instructions:
Use the arrow keys to move walk left and right, and to duck.
Press "A" to throw poop. Use the arrow keys to throw poop in different directions.
Press "S" to jump.
While walking, press A to run.
While jumping, press the up arrow key to climb on a vine or grab onto a branch.
Two helpful notes:
- Eat bananas to fill your poop meter
- Ladders are only for humans, monkeys climb vines
Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 21, 2006
Awesome
True nintendo style fun. I will continue to waste time on this game for some time. Keep up the good work!
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 21, 2006
What gave you this idea?
Really, what gave you this idea?
2/5
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 21, 2006
Double - You - Tea - Ef?
Good/Bad... in a good way
lol =P
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 21, 2006
That game was absolutely shitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But in the good way:)
Rated 2 / 5 stars February 21, 2006
scatological
This was a decent game. Most games submitted are very simple and very similar. This was a little different and the poo-throwing was a good angle. The graphics could have really been improved, given the limited range of motions the sprites go through. I felt like I had gone back to 1983. The variety of deaths is minimal and so is the variety of rewards. I would have liked a little leeway on deaths and more variety, to avoid boredom. And how about a good soundtrack, maybe Donkey Kong or something?
Nevertheless, as good as many of the platform games of the early-to-mid 1980's. Good job.