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Arrow Keys for Motion, Spacebar Fires.
'P' for pause, 'M' for music mute.
Hang in there, things get more interesting at later levels with wind, damaging cold weather, gravity orbs, and more! Can you beat all 13 levels?
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Your friends and family have been slain by a metro sexual (yes, really!) French king. You must battle through many levels of increasing difficulty acquiring gold and purchasing upgrades to achieve your ultimate goal: the destruction of King Bleu Robe's castle!
Number keys 1-6 select spells that you have bought, ie your best lightning, water, fire spell, etc. Pressing the number key that correlates to your spell type (such as '1' for lightning) multiple times will select the weaker version of that spell if you own it.