Hurt The Taxman

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rated 2.69 / 5 stars
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Genre:
Simulation - Pet / Buddy
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taxes

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Uploaded
Jan 13, 2006 | 5:54 PM EST

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Author Comments

An old beat-em-up thing, pretty short and pointless. I like it.

Reviews


JimmyDodgerJimmyDodger

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I actually liked it.

Screw all of them people who said it was gay and shit. SCREW THEM ALL! I mean, most of them haven't even made a flash. So silly. Also, one of your replies where he said poop tasted better and you replied go eat some, that made me chuckle. But lets stick to the review shall we?

Graphics: Well, they were pretty basic, but they got the job done. Try improving by maybe adding shading.
Style: The style is AMAZING! Who woulda thought of making a game like this. You! Thats who! Damn taxmen..* walks in to distance cursing*
Sound: I like his voice. Pretty funny. And his comments. Try adding different punchlines next time.
Interactivity: Got the job done didn't it? Perhaps adding more things to kick his ass. Maybe kicking him in the balls..and stabbing his eye. ^_^. And for the finisher, maybe shove some dynamite down his throat. That would be awesome. =P
Violence: Oh. I missed violence. Blood and gore. Thats what I like. More icky stuff next time. ;-).
Humor: Pretty damn funny. Well, I dont really laugh at these kinds of things, but I KNOW some other people would like it. I guessed i chuckled a little bit here and there.. ;-)

Overall: Well, I liked it. I mean, seriously, who woulda thought of making a movie like this. =). But to the other thing I was saying, all those people reviewing this bad. Ignore them. They ain't worth. Try improving with more sarcastic comments next time. Lol. Hey. I'm 13 too. We're not babies! One day, us 13 year olds will rule the world! The world I say! *cough* Birthday in march *cough*. Well, this is where I take my leave. Good work man. Keep 'em coming. ;)

LittleJim

P.s: Sorry for such song review. Lol. I was in the review writing mood!
^_^


MiddleFingerRings responds:

Thankyou, I like long reviews, it gives me something to do in my otherwise boring life! I've just submitted something new if you wanna check it out, it's called Poko.
:)
PS I like the dynamite idea!


clay-mobile-aniclay-mobile-ani

Rated 4 / 5 stars

WOAH HO HO HO HO!

DUDE! THIS IS FUNNY! I LOVE PUNCHIN THE TAXMAN! THE VOICE FOR THE TAX MAN IS A LIL CORNEY (WHERE EVER THAT IS MENT TO BE OR NOT) BUT HEY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! P.S SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS I CAN'T TURN IT OFF


MiddleFingerRings responds:

thanks, lol tried pressing caps lock? Nah I'm sure ya have... thanks for your time man. BOOYEH


PunchBagPunchBag

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That poor bastard.

It was funny, but as it was said already, more injurys are needed. Perhaps what this game needs most is the better finish off. I mean, only a punch away isn't much after all that torturing :)

Good game.


MiddleFingerRings responds:

Thanks for your time Patrick Swayze, I do hope you liked it, I'm sorry if thee werent enough endings, I may make another.


NakahanaNakahana

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great Stress-breaker

This'll probably help people deal with stress when they're worrying about taxes. It was very funny and violent. Plus, the cartoon artwork was fantastic. Although I did think you could use some more places to punch the dude. Besides that, it was pretty good. Hope to see more from you.


MiddleFingerRings responds:

thank you! It's so nice to meet some people with intellegent minds...


siemsensiemsen

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hmmm

This is good considering your age and all. It would be better if you could give the guy more sound like if you pull his hair he would say: "Ohh dear" or "why" or something else. Could also have some music like in the end you could hear the tunes to "smack my bitch up). But overall it was great keep up the good work, and remember you can only go up so by the age of 16 or so you will be doing 3-d and shit. Good luck :)


MiddleFingerRings responds:

lol, you want to "smack my bitch up"? Well I really hope that the taxman aint your bitch. Thanks for your time, and I like your ideas of what he should scream.