Welcome to the city of Thamesis, capital to a kingdom divided....
Inspired by true high school stories!
This series points out who is a fucking moron, and why!
Flash 8 is required to play this game
I thought I'd spread the cheer by letting everyone play as a santa who snapped out of his mind. Controls and Story are in the game. You must go to www.backbreaker.net to play for highscores, nothing I can do about that, Flash puts a limit on data access.
If it slows down, right-click and choose low quality.