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Bible-Belt man!

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Aug 18, 2001 | 3:24 PM EDT

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This is a parody of a superhero called Bibleman. If you don't know who he is, go over to to see the purple-caped weirdo for yourself. If you have strong views about Christianity, you will definitely find this movie offensive - so FUCK OFF! On the other hand, if you find the idea of a Jesus Freak dressing in a purple, superhero suit and running around preaching the gospels amusing, you should like it. It's three mini-games in one ( all very violent and bloody, you'll be glad to hear!). Enjoy the show as Bible-Belt man battles against the evil forces of independent thought!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Took the words out of my mouth

This movie is an exact copy of what religion actually is. Exactly like my point of view on religion. "Why did thou kill thy neighbor and ravage his wife?" "Cause um... God told me too.." "Oh, ok.". Kind of like the medieval days when if someone even dared to SUGGEST that God might not be there, they were captured, tortured, if female, raped, and then burned or be-headed. Want proof that religion's a bitch...? The INQUI-FUCKING-SITIONS. Did ja all forget about them? Yeah, people were killed in the droves of hundreds and some in thousands. Everyone believes God is their race and that they're right about God. I've been athiest or whatever for the past five years and so far I've gotten about... 213 damnations and about... lil over 100 "u wil be smited by god cuz u r teh insolt him!11"... and I'm still waitin' on the smiting. Anyways, this is a great movie, keep it up.

To all the Christians, Catholics, Muslims, etc who review this movie...

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


That was pretty funny. I thought Jesus was gonna kill me at the end but I managed to kick his ass!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bible Belt Man!!!!!!

that was pretty funny....and to the last person to review this...if you're going to rate the game could at least say what you thought about the game and not the creator...Last time I checked this was a free country and anyone can "whine: if they want...I personally liked what he said... and I didn't see it as whining...Great job...keep um coming...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Christ you whine too much

Shut up and let them do what they want. Not like they care about what you say.criticism is only good when they listen.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

what to say

It was well made however personal beliefs do come in. For starters to all other christains, stop showing what he is saying is right. By slamming people and using foul language you leave a bad impression. If you are trying to be a witness, you show through actions, not through Bible pounding people. About one of the comments, JC was a Jew, not a christian. To be fair, I must point out that people often fail to grasp the the Bible's message, to love one another and be a servant to others. Not to be condemning others, God will be the judge to whom we will answer to. We are no better, for we are just as much human and sinners. A good quote though,(not biblical) is "Don't become to open minded, or your brain might fall out" since you keep on mentioning being open minded.