(12/30/05 Update): This is my best scoring submission yet... Kevin and I had a lot of fun making this and from what we hear you guys had alot of fun watching it. Thanks :) I'm still responding to reviews, by the way.
Here it finally is. Misfitblob and I worked our ASSES off trying to figure out what was wrong with the Actionscript... It took us all day to fix and compile it. So please watch, enjoy, vote, and review.
See credits for audio.