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Holy fucking shit this is a disaster. I only gave it a star and a half for how much I was laughing when flying everywhere, the best part of the physics is the comedic value.
I cant imagine someone trying to play this seriously and complete it, not only is it obnoxiously hard because of the controls and the stupid enemies, its not very interesting. I couldn't bring myself to get past the 3rd room cuz I didn't give a shit.
I'm a little late to the party with this review, but this STILL sucks.

The game is broken to no extent.

I'm only given half a star , because you seem to have put some effort in the game... A game is so broken it ruins the game.

The game also has many gameplay issues.

I didn't encounter any of the infamous bugs, but even without them, the game is just awful. Most of the enemies either take nearly a minute to kill for no justifiable reason or do ludicrous amounts of damage. The bosses are either just shoot it until it dies or an uninteresting puzzle. I'd say the story was bad, but that would falsely imply that there was a story, and the pacing is mostly just a series of incomprehensible clips thrown together.

If this thing took six months to make, only about six hours (tops) of that was spent actually working on it.

(Author comments) and my responses:

(EDIT: fixed a falling through floor bug, fixed a getting stuck in walls bug, but if you find any bugs, post what and how it happend.)
As in you fixed *a* falling through floor bug and *a* getting stuck in walls bug, right? There are still countless possible bugs of varying types in every single area.

(After 6 months of work, its finaly submission worthy, still a few bugs, and i havent completely finished the story mode, but im leaving it like it is deliberately, so that i could do a sequel.)
No. This is not submission worthy, I assure you. And if you're leaving the story like it is, then technically you're finished with it, are you not? You could have at least put a proper ending in place; a screen overlay saying "THE END" would be better than what's currently on here.

(NUDE MODE IS NOT A BUG BTW, YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK IT.)
Nobody wants that. It's juvenile. Stop it.

(Controls are in the training, M is mute, N is unmute...)
And Alt+F4 closes your browser so you don't have to look at it anymore. Here to help.

(2 modes, story and battle, high scores system comming soon.)
A tip, should you try again in the future: Shoot for one good mode rather than multiple incomplete modes.

All in all, I can't give any stars for a game that's not even finished. There are so many other submissions here that other users have put in time and effort in. This game is a slap in the face to those other users. Have a little pride in your work and finish what you start.

10/10

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