Score: 0

"Actually..."

by: Angel-4-God

date: May 28, 2006

The Bible does mention dinosaurs in Job 40: 15-19 (The Message version).
Look at the land beast, Behemoth. I created him as well as you.
Grazing on grass, docile as a cow—
Just look at the strength of his back,
the powerful muscles of his belly.
His tail sways like a cedar in the wind;
his huge legs are like beech trees.
His skeleton is made of steel,
every bone in his body hard as steel.
Most magnificent of all my creatures,
but I still lead him around like a lamb!
The grass-covered hills serve him meals,
while field mice frolic in his shadow.
He takes afternoon naps under shade trees,
cools himself in the reedy swamps,
Lazily cool in the leafy shadows
as the breeze moves through the willows.
And when the river rages he doesn't budge,
stolid and unperturbed even when the Jordan goes wild.
But you'd never want him for a pet—
you'd never be able to housebreak him!"

Score: 8

"Thats the stuff"

by: Aqnde

date: December 30, 2005

Were you referring to general nature of bible with that Cakes=Crosses thing?

Probably no one has ever mocked Good ol' Jebus that way.
Nuffin else to say except: Oonami ban ba baan!

Score: 7

"Some good points, but rather clumsy."

by: apsham

date: December 17, 2005

There were some really good points, especially the extras and the end scene of the flash itself. The problem for me lies in some of the gags, they just don't flow right and the voice acting doesn't do it any favours in some spots, especially on the "Cross\Buns" portion.

Either way, in the end it's still a good flash for those that can laugh at religious humor. Like moi.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

by: Toadis

date: December 17, 2005

That was funny as hell man!(speaking of which IM probably going there for laughing at that) Making fun of jesus is amazingly fun to do...but i have to admit the end kinda "tainted" the flash but no points off for that it was hilarius...oh and for the BIBLE THUMPERS out there that are bashing this cause it pokes fun at jesus go curl up under your bed and cry about is as you flip through the bible.

Score: 9

"roflmfao"

by: nimble-nick

date: December 17, 2005

That was great, I loved how he connected cake to crosses.