Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.14 / 5.00 19,618 Views
A rip-roaring dungeon running adventure!3.98 / 5.00 3,476 Views
Keep calm and shoot down mobsters.3.47 / 5.00 2,269 Views
*THIS GAME REQUIRES FLASH 5*
3 megs of RAW, PULSING, COW-PIE FLINGING KICKs YOUR ASS.
*NOTE* due to the incredible rate of pansies who can't handle a few maggots, i've toned them down a little, and made the boss of the first cow battle a little easier. If you can't handle other stuff, you're just not enough of a cow... by the way.. if you beat the game, email me and tell me what the ending was. The first person to do so will get a prize...