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Dec 13, 2005 | 4:28 PM EST
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Featuring 100% original graphics and music, it's Nicholas' first-ever adventure game! Help Nicholas find the DVD he wants and get out of the mall. Featuring giant witch-doctor things, otakus, magic potions and dead squirrels (okay, only one of each), this RPG will hopefully entertain everyone. If anyone gets stuck or encounters a glitch, please tell me in your review and I'll respond as soon as I can.

Special thanks to Ramon Osborn for the music and to Lesser Raven for giving me help on starting to program the engine.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice Ending

I love the giant F YOU at the end. All that work for nothing :P
Awesome game. Good job!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

I feel Vileated

Thats all.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


lol why cant he just walk up the esclators???


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i won


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love this

Hey, how did you make this game? All the RPG Tutorials on NG aren't successful when I try them (Of course, I'm not blaming anyone).

I loved this. The game has this 8-bit feel to it, and it's so easy and fun that you can't help but play it a second time. This proves you don't have to make an entire story-based game to call it an RPG, but it could just be about a regular, swordless guy with no psychic powers, nobody that follows him, no Exp. Points, no HP/MP/PP at all, no random battles, no gold to buy stuff he barely even needs, and no manga-style portrait that shows whenever he speaks. Wow, I just gave everyone the recipe for the most cliche RPG ever made... :P
This game made me smile. It's amazing how funny a person can be without blue material. What makes this game so awesome is it's completely G-rated, and yet so epically awesome. I can't wait to find out how to beat the second game!