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Dec 7, 2005 | 7:49 PM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place December 8, 2005

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Grandma is so tired of being harassed by cell phone mascots so she takes matters into her own hands.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars December 7, 2005

---Funnier than your cellphone bill!---

The best cellular phone service parody on NG! With a cameo appearance by Martha Stewart! Funny as Hell!


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 9, 2005




Rated 5 / 5 stars December 10, 2005

Your NOT Alone!

The Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy is Seriouisly annoying me

He should die and rot in hell!


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 29, 2006

Nice, but one flaw.

You can't kick the Verizon or Wurizon guy's nuts-he doesn't have any!
This was hilarious, and I loved the part when the Wurizon guy stalked the sister.
Baby having a cellphone? Lucky baby.
The animations were wonderful, the sound was good, just one joke I didn't get.
Martha Stewart saying "It's a good thing." does she say that a lot?
Please respond. Keep up the good Flash!
You hit the target dead bulls-eye.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 2, 2012

Well, No kids for him.