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Dec 7, 2005 | 7:49 PM EST
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Grandma is so tired of being harassed by cell phone mascots so she takes matters into her own hands.

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You realize its 2005 right?

Making fun of that guy was funny in 2003. You must have an old calander.


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This sucks!

Damn that got boring fast! And another thing, Verizon didn't even exist in 1987.

Mark2000 responds:

Gotta respond to this. She said she hadn't heard from her grandson since 1987. Nothing is set in that year. Pay more attention.


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That was ridiculously awful.