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Dec 7, 2005 | 7:49 PM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place December 8, 2005

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Grandma is so tired of being harassed by cell phone mascots so she takes matters into her own hands.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

um...... ok

the best part was the opening theme
you might want to try a better, no, an ACTUAL theme or maybe a SUBJECT


Rated 0 / 5 stars

This sucks!

Damn that got boring fast! And another thing, Verizon didn't even exist in 1987.

Mark2000 responds:

Gotta respond to this. She said she hadn't heard from her grandson since 1987. Nothing is set in that year. Pay more attention.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

This is awful!

Wow Ive honestly never seen anything worse on the front page. The animation was satisfactory, but the humor and sound effects were so off! I don't understand how anyone could find this funny. I enjoy you're other stuff but however much this phone company is paying you to make this flash you deserve less. I think you need to think hard about you're comedy and not just throw together a bunch of tired old jokes.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


hm, bored me so much.
maybe it's coz I'm from Germany, hence didn't get the jokes...
sorry man, sucked very much :-(
But I give you 8 for opening-Credit-Sound :-)


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Slightly noteable parody . . .

but ALOT less funnier than "Conan vs. Kindergarten Cop," one of my all-time NG favorites. The way you satirized the Verizon guy was funny, as was the ending with the suprise cellmate for our protagonist, but in the end it came off as a cheap Looney Tunes rip-off. Don't get me wrong, I laffed plenty, but it wasn't as clever as it could've been.

Mark2000 responds:

The original beating was more Silence of the Lambs. Much funnier. Check for that ending.