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Aug 15, 2001 | 11:12 PM EDT
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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 23, 2005


Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen! All hail strawberryclock! I didn't know anything was actually good that he did! But I burst out Laughing Aloud when I saw this one.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 23, 2005


All Hail the all mighty B!


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 22, 2005


two years ago i viewed this master piece. Two years. Thats how long it took me to recover from this tremendous majesty of a cerebral piece of art. i don't know where to begin on explaining this amazing flash worthy of a king (literally).
Graphics: mind blowing! i mean the contrast of the red B on the white background from the dimensions and off centre unaligned attraction of the greatest flash in the universe.
Style: original yet unoriginal at the same time. Unoriginal as in many people have used the letter B in a manner of activities, yet original because noone has used the letter B in such a tremendously original and intellectual fashion.
Sound: The use of silence is a triumph to revelutionise the world of flash
Violence: none, which makes it good
Interactivity: doesn't need it, the amazingness of an interactive B would probally make peoples heads explode from over excitement (as long as strawberryclock did it), so not a good idea.
Humor: i was laughing non-stop for two years... enough sayd.

Strawberryclock is king of the portal.


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 22, 2005


It's hard where to start, when one is exposed to such a culmination of tremendous majesty as this, this all-encompassing fulcrum of creation. To look upon the light of one's own rebirth, the blazing red Times New Roman capital truth of all that lives and loves, the answer to questions mankind has yet to think of asking... oh, my stars. I'm crying, literally sitting here crying behind my keyboard. Make no mistake, these are the tears of the pure bliss of knowing that StrawberryClock is out there, watching over us, showering us with artistic beauty and creative inspiration, guarding us against the darker aspects that lurk within the hollows of the world and scheming to infect us with their shadowy thoughts, but most of all, loving us.

How does one appreciate a king, for sharing such a generous portion of his boundless genius with the unworthy masses? Perhaps, in this, we can only strive to create our own petty works of imitation, though we may do no more than amuse our liege in our vain pursuit of his vast and elusive shadow, longing to bask within its glory for as briefly as we may. Is there meaning to an existence where one can, at best, hope to near the distant brilliance of StrawberryClock close enough to see it flickering at the horizon? I say yes. For in all my futile endeavours, if I may do so much as contribute to a fleeting smile on the face of the king, my existence is justified.

StrawberryClock is the king of the Portal. Everyone loves StrawberryClock.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 22, 2005

StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal

A wise person hears of the Tao and they immediately
begin to practice it.
A good person hears of the Tao and they practice
it when they can.
A fool hears of the Tao and laughs. If they didn't
it wouldn't be the Tao.