UPDATE: I added some extra stuff, a bit harder for the average noob.
Read through ALL FOUR PAGES (OMGWTF SO LONG!) of this before voting, please. I made this after watching the cartoon on ebaumsworldsucks.com. This flash will show you how to stop your flash from being watched on eBaumsWorld with only three short lines of actionscript.
I figure if this tutorial is seen and used by enough people, it'll be harder for eBaumsWorld to steal flash. Time is money, and this helps waste eBaums' time.