Author's Response:
Hrm. Guess the surprise factor was lost on you then.
And in answer to your questions:
book book! (rhymes with "fluke")
Hungarian on my Dad's side, my Mom's Dad was adopted, so who the hell knows. I'm thinking some Irish and perhaps French?
Eaten oreos, yes. Smoked a bong, yes. Full of fruit loops...um...no. I only smoke my fruit loops out of a pipe.
In my pants.